Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH

We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two.Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party?So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards!Send us the same email 67 times: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGive us incentives to enhance optimal performance: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHJust remember, it is not a courthouse, it is a stage: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/

Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGo against the grain and join the Patreon WE STILL NEED YOUR MONEY: patreon.com/theyliketowatch 

Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comJoin the Patreon if you truly care: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the ageless Annabel Port. 

We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'.Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg?We're hunkering, let's get down to it!* Give us an in-tray the size of argentina: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com* Pay for someone to touch Sara's head: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH* See Sara's stand-up show, 'Anything For You' at the Soho Theatre - it's a rich gumbo of ideas and buzz words: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/

We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. Go see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us, we need you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comPatreon us, eventually we'll want to spring for those movers who pack everything in to boxes for us: patreon.com/theyliketowatch

Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening:This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus!Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned.Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx

Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. See Sara at London's Soho theatre at the end of March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially for chillbains, new sofas, the works: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the soon-to-be quinquagenarian, Naughty E. Porty

Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he’s exceedingly easy to get.)If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2’? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob?It’s a culture hike, and we’re listening quite aggressively.We hear for you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comWe’re a big fan of, uh.. all your money: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHHow is this entertainment? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/